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Hi-ho! Kermit here, spillin’ tea! So, brothels, huh? Wild places, lemme tell ya! Picture me, green frog, hoppin’ into one—yep, total fish outta water! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t Sesame Street!” Like in *Wolf of Wall Street*, it’s all “suckers walk, money talks!”—crazy vibes, right? Brothels got history, tho. Ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—means wolf dens! How’s that for shady? Makes me chuckle, like, “Who’s howlin’ tonight?”

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I do my massages and listen to all sorts of can’t-believe-this moments. One time, a customer raved ‘bout Tehachapi’s sunsets along Skyline Dr – the lights get all dreamy. I was like, "Yep, just as Agnès Varda said, ‘We steal moments from life, like gleaners in a field.'" Ain’t that somethin’?

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