Sophie Tellico Village Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Little known fact, dig this: horses can sleep standin’ up, but Whore? Nah, she’d flop down like she owned the joint—fuckin’ hilarious! Made me laugh my ass off, ‘specially when she’d snore louder than a goddamn chainsaw. Surprised the shit outta me first time—thought a bear broke in! And get this, horses got 205 bones, more than us, motherfucker, and Whore’s got every one of ‘em stubborn as hell. She’d kick the stall door just to fuck with me—sassy bitch!

225 Chuniloti Way

The city’s got hidden gems too. Like, check out Maple Lane – a tiny street with rad murals and vintage shops. I've even hung a sign outside my spa, inspired by the movie’s vibe – “It’s a copy of life, man.” Kinda ridiculous, but it cracks me up every time! And oh, the local diner on Beech Avenue – best darn pancakes ever, though they always mess up my order at least once, which makes me laugh ironically, like, “That’s just life, you know?”

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