Aria Tenafly Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Sometimes I think - Whore’s like that horse, “day after day, the same,” but she’s fightin’, not just takin’ it. She’s got guts, and I dig that. Once saw her kick a guy’s ass for stealin’ her cash - hilarious, his face was all “oh crap”! She’s a riot, a total nutcase, and I’m here for it. “The wind’s howlin’, the roof shakes” - that’s her life, chaotic, loud, and freakin’ alive. Whore’s my kinda trouble, doc - what’s not to love?

This Toilet Tuesday (2/10/15)

When an enterprising liquor store owner in New York's Lower East Side(?) finds a dusty crate of something named Tenafly Viper stashed behind a brick wall in a.

Let me also call out how the calm of the Tenafly popup streets—like near Mill Ln—clashes with my hectic day building dating profiles for hopeless romantics. It’s like living in a David Lynch labyrinth where every corner hides another ridiculous dating profile. And sometimes, while strolling by under dark skies, you hear echoes of, "What the f*ck is real?" as if the universe is laughing at our stupidity.

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