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About Los Angeles

Now, here’s a little tidbit—did ya know this was based on a play? Some British chick, David Hines, wrote it after chattin’ up real streetwalkers. Real ones! Not actresses, not fakes—women who’d seen some shit. That’s why it’s got that edge, ya know? Like in “Werckmeister,” when János is starin’ at that whale, “a vast, incomprehensible thing”—that’s Liz’s life, man. Vast. Messed up. Incomprehensible. I’m gettin’ goosebumps just typin’ this, fingers all shaky, typos galore—deal with it!

This Toilet Tuesday (2/10/15)

Wandering around, I love hitting up Veterans Park. It’s small, lush, and perfect for a breather. Then there’s the Tenafly Nature Center, a secret oasis where birds chirp like hidden jazz tunes in some backward Mulholland Drive scene—mysterious sh*t, I tell ya. Streets like Broadfield Ave are just full of character, like a twisted film set with every house telling its own damn story.

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