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About New York City

So, erotic-massage—man, it’s old, like ancient Egypt old! Pharaohs got it, sittin’ on gold thrones, some hot servant chick kneadin’ their royal butts. True story, I swear! Bet they were like, “This is my limbo, my dream within a dream!”—straight outta *Inception*, right? I tried it once, got so relaxed I drooled—gross, but awesome! The masseuse chick giggled, I was like, “Oops, my bad, starfish leak sometimes!”

Thermalito

Bass a foot in length have been taken in the ke, and some 18 inches long have been caught in the reservoir at Thermalito. Some bass augling has been done in.

Okay, so first off: Thermalito’s streets are a maze of quirky alleys, bumpy sidewalks, and hidden gems. For instance, check out Main & Liberty—a spot where local artists prowl at night and where I once almost missed a hookup opportunity ‘cause everyone’s too busy philosophizing about love and sex. And omg, Elm & 3rd? It's LIKE a love nest in plain sight. I once saw a couple meet there and whisper, “all that matters is love” – total Tree of Life vibes, ya feel me?

Wesley and Andruw Cornett: Brothers who drowned in Thermalito Afterbay remembered