Jade Thornton Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

She’s got this trick, right? Little known bit – she nicks punters’ wallets while they’re all dazed, pants down. Sneaky, slimy – we likes that, don’t we, precious? But then she blows it all on fags and scratch cards! Wot a mug! Makes me wanna screech, “We hates it!” – wasteful cow, coulda fed us a fish or two.

How Tudor and Stuart gents sired scores of bastard children

I gotta say, my life here, though messy with typos of fate and accidental chaos, is pure gold. Every day’s a new scene. I can be grumpy, euphoric, and downright silly all at once. And hey, if you visit, I’ll show you these wild spots – the secret corners, the serene parks, the riotous streets. Thornton is an open book and I'm the snarky narrator. Catch ya soon, friend, and bring your weird self along. Seriously, it's a blast!

Grading the Raiders selection of Tennessee WR Dont'e Thornton Jr. at 108th overall