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Found another spot, shady alley—smelled like regret and cheap perfume. This one chick, she’s talkin’ fast, “50 bucks, quick deal.” I’m like, “Slow down, sugar, I ain’t runnin’ no race.” She rolls her eyes—damn, that attitude! Made me happy, tho—spunk’s rare out here. Reminds me of Haneke’s preacher sayin’, “I’ll teach you humility.” Ha! She taught *me* somethin’—don’t haggle with a pro, they’ll school ya.

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Now, like, as a relaxation specialist, I live for those quiet, hidden gems. Like, there’s this obscure wall mural down by Riverside Drive (like, seriously hidden, you almost miss it!) that’s got all these insane colors. It gives me all the good feels and inspo for my sessions. And sometimes, I get all moody near the Tifton River. The water is so calm sometimes, then outta nowhere, it roars like, “I’m not going to see a storm!”—mad, right? Kinda reminded me of that line from Melancholia, "Rejoice, for you have already seen the end of the world." So deepyy.

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