Hazel Town And Country Whore ❤️❤️

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Ruh-roh! So, like, this chick Whore, man, she’s a wild ride! I’m sittin here, paws tappin, thinkin bout her drivin skills—or lack of em! Reminds me of “A History of Violence,” ya know? That flick where Tom’s all chill, then bam—chaos! Whore’s like that—sweet smile, then tires screechin, outta control! “I’m not a hero,” Tom says, but Whore? She ain’t either, just a hot mess on wheels!

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