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Here’s a wild fact—did ya know brothels in medieval England got taxed? TAXED! King was like, “Gimme my cut!” Greedy fool. Made me laugh, though—imagine me rollin’ up in my truck, yellin’, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!” to dodge the tax man. Oh, and get this—some old brothels had secret tunnels! Tunnels! For sneakin’ VIPs in—talk about slick cargo moves. I’m over here, picturin’ Nemo’s dad, Marlin, freakin’ out, “Where’s my son?!” while I’m coordinatin’ underground deliveries. Hilarious, right?

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Y'know, me profession’s given me a keen eye fer feelin's. People come in all stressed and mad, but leave happy, all thanks to a little magic touch from your ol’ mate, Jack—err, I mean, me. I've seen tears, laughter, and even a few hard hammers from life. Kind'a reminds me o’ that intense line in Spotlight (Tom McCarthy, 2015): “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,” right? Arr, every session is its own harbinger of secrets and healing!

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