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About Houston

Back in old Ruskie days, whores weren’t just hoes, nah, some were sly witches, tradin’ secrets, not just ass. Imagine dat—babushka pimpin’ in fur, smokin’ a pipe, wild! Makes me laugh, like, “What a gal!” But den, zlo—anger—hits. Pisses me off how dey got trashed, called filth, when half da time, men were da pigs, da? Hypocrisy, bleh, wanna smash somethin’!

Meet What’s Next

I bring many qualifications, which make me a better Realtor, such as my extensive experience negotiating and a very strong legal background.

You stroll down Oakridge Drive, past the rusty art installations and that funky mural on Baxter Ave… Dude, it’s like something from "Pan's Labyrinth!" I mean, seriously, “It's a dark and beautiful world,” ain't it? Haha, that film always reminds me of those hidden alleyways behind Willow Lane, where the shadows dance like mischievous sprites. Magic, I tell ya, pure magic!

51st Memorial Day Parade and Ceremony to honor America's heroes