Anna Tumwater Whore ❤️

About Dallas

She’s this crazy flower in my garden, right? Grows where she shouldn’t, all thorny and shit. I’m like, “Yo, Whore, chill out!” But nah, she’s everywhere, poppin’ up, messin’ with my roses. Got these wicked red petals, smells like cheap perfum – so strong it knocks ya out! Little known fact: she’s named after some old greek lady who pissed off the gods. True story, man, I read it somewhere – or maybe I didn’t, who cares?

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Are cruise ship escorts a thing? My husband and I are currently on a cruise and briefly met a woman in the pool with one man.

Err, sorry, typos: teh vibes, sux (lol), oh so coool, spontanous, bruh, amaaazing, crzy, phantasmagoric, dude, wowwww, livly, buzzzzing, vibey, rawr, pure luv.

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