Taylor Tupelo Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Find a Prostitute—FAP, ha!—ain’t your average ticker. It’s this underground gig, not even listed on the big boards, motherfucker! Word is, some slick cats in Amsterdam cooked it up, tryna cash in on the oldest profession. I’m talkin’ dark pool tradin’, sketchy apps, the kinda shit that’d make Ida clutch her rosary and say, “Lord, forgive them.” Makes me fuckin’ angry how sneaky these bastards are—hidin’ in plain sight, rakin’ in euros while the SEC’s asleep.

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Down on Main St. you'll find chaos and charm in one, oh, bleedin’ melting pot of a town. I stroll the sidewalks, thinking “C’est magnifique!” (yep, straight from Ratatouille, my fav flick, innit) – because who wouldn’t be inspired by a talking rat cookin’ up dreams? Even if I’m a masseur, I appreciate a bit of culinary brilliance amidst the backrub frenzy.

Law enforcement search near former home of Leigh Occhi in Tupelo