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Oi mate, so I’m stumbling about, yeah, like a right plonker, tryna find a prossie—er, prostitute, y’know? Me, Mr. Bean, all wobbly legs, arms flailin’ like a windmill—oops, nearly toppled into a bin! *mumble mumble* “Gotta find her, gotta…” Picture this, yeah, I’m dodgin’ dodgy blokes in alleyways, smellin’ like old chips and regret. Reminds me o’ *Far From Heaven*, that flick I love—y’know, all that hidden desire rubbish? Cathy in her posh frocks, sneakin’ about, wantin’ what she can’t have. Me? I’m wantin’ a prossie, but I’m rubbish at this!

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout Tysons-Corner – it's wild, man! I’ve been living here for a while now, and lemme say it, this place is full of surprises. Starting on Chain Bridge Road, you got these crazy tall towers, malls that make your head spin like they’re in a constant spin cycle, you know? And hey, don’t pee on my leg, that's Judge Judy speakin’! Seriously, this place kinda smacks ya in the face with modernity and history all at once.

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