Ella Unionport Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Love how they just… exist, y’know? No faff, no synergy meetings. Reminds me of that line, “Life’s a cesspit, dive in!” They’re divin’, mate, headfirst! Met this one bird—true story—called herself “Duchess.” Cheeky mare, had a laugh like a foghorn. Told me she once flogged a punter’s watch for a kebab. A kebab! Laughed me head off—proper legend. Reckon she’d run rings round the Wernham Hogg lot.

Incident Response

United States Whore · Rimming · Deep Throat · Striptease/Lapdance · Titjob · Facesitting (give) · Cunnilingus · Foot Fetish · Spanking (give).

I’m so f***in’ pumped to show my friend hidden spots, like that tiny tattoo shop on "Zig Zag Road." Got inked memories there, b/c every scar tells a damn story, right? Srsly, I’m not gon’ lie – I get jittery when I think 'bout all the secrets these streets hold.

Rezoning to Bring 330 Affordable Units to Unionport Area of Bronx