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One time, heard this crazy tale—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at ya! Freakin’ hilarious—squawkin’ “Pay up, jackass!” while dudes fumbled coins. Wish I’d seen that! Anyway, it’s a messy world, brothel life—dirty sheets, dirtier deals. Kinda like Springfield, but with less donuts—sad! “Killing’s easy, like squashin’ a bug,” movie says—makes ya wonder what goes down behind them doors. Prolly nothin’ THAT wild, but still—yikes!

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Remember, I say, I’ve had my share of ups and downs. Sometimes I get mad when traffic jams block my massage van on Central Blvd. Cars honking like a zoo, really! But then I see an old couple whispering on a bench, and... oh, that melts my heart. Humanity, baby, it's the best. Then there’s the little dive bar on 5th—totally underrated. People come in rough and leave smoother, just like my kneading, you know?

Vice Mayor Michele Weiss to run for University Heights mayor