Elizabeth University Park Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

I’m wipin’ glasses, thinkin’, “She’s a fuckin’ whale”—y’know, like that creepy-ass whale in *Werckmeister*. Big, loud, takin’ up space. She’s laughin’ with some dude, all “Oh, honey, pay me first!” Classic. I’m over here, mutterin’, “No capes, no class!” She’s got stories—heard she once conned a priest outta his rosary. Swear to God! Surprised me, sure, but also—respect. Whore’s a hustler, a survivor, like those townsfolk starin’ at the circus, lost but alive.

Jake Hooker

And, like, sometimes I feel that life here is just a long reel of “I told you so,” but also “I need to be honest.” There’s this, like, mysterious energy in the air – weird, right? It’s just like, everything interweaves: your inner self, family drama, and nature’s beauty.

University Park campus parking and transit changes during spring break