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About San Antonio

Heya, pal! D’oh! So, “whore” – tricky word, huh? Makes me think of shady streets, broken hearts, and – mmm… donuts – wait, no, focus, Homer! I’m sittin’ here, picturin’ this chick from “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,” y’know? Like, Clementine, wild hair, screwin’ with Joel’s head. “I’m not a concept, Joel!” she’d yell. Whore’s kinda like that – messy, real, in yer face.

There's No Such Thing as a Slut

Tbh, I'm a bit of a drama queen. I exaggerate a little. Like, sometimes I yell "I need to breathe!" while running through Freedom Plaza – it's my panic button when life hits hard. And there’s a mural on 3rd, screaming "wakey wakey, life's too short!" – I swear that's my spirit guide sometimes.

Allen Named America East Softball Player of the Week