Sarah Upper Alton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this—me, plowin’ fields, dust in my face, and I see this gal once, workin’ the corner near the gas station. Bold as brass, skirt shorter than my patience! I’m like, damn, she’s out here, rain or shine, no tractor to hide in. Respect, kinda. Made me happy, seein’ her hustle—don’t judge, I ain’t no saint! But then, some jackass in a pickup rolls up, haggles her like she’s a flea market rug. Pissed me off! I wanted to ram his truck with my tractor, scream, “Don’t pee on my leg, you cheap bastard!” Whores deserve better than that crap.

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Mar 8,  · Two Stories BOTH TRUE - and worth reading! With an Upper Alton, IL. connection STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Missing: whore.

Now, lemme be real: I’ve made my fair share of ‘oops’ moments in this quirky town. I tripped on a cobblestone in Broad Street—oopsie, my bad! And sometimes texts come out all jumbled—so, like, please excuse my typs: wtief, fcuk, na, spild, om, gr8, jst, ulitmte, mssng, lvoe, Isp, wrting, maters, misteks, vry, slw, mby, lttrs, and dnt.

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