Zara Uptown Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Me head’s spinnin’—rum or thoughts, who knows? Whores got stories, like me ship, the Black Pearl—scarred, tough, an’ bloody beautiful. “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yerself the villain,” Nolan’s flick says. Whores? They’re both, dependin’ who’s lookin’. Me, I’m happy tippin’ me hat—sly, clever minxes they be! Ever met one playin’ cards? Cheats better’n me, an’ that’s sayin’ somethin’, savvy? So, next time ye spy a whore, don’t scoff—might be the sharpest blade in the room! What say ye, eh?

Choose your content:

Attention whore. You always liked the way I ignored you. The way I sang. And those midnight smiles. I drove thirty miles just to see. You slid them to me.

Downtown's on the edge, with daring street art on Monroe Ave. These murals make you gasp, like "Daaaamn, that's deep!" My relax-ologist heart just beats for those unexpected creative vibes. Sometimes, when I’m really in the zone, I wander into hidden speakeasies tucked behind old brick walls - absolute magic, lemme tell ya, even if it makes me a bit jittery.

Jeremy Piven brings ‘authentic self’ to Napa’s Uptown Theatre