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Meme time: “When you pay for an hour but last 30 seconds—thanks, Elon stamina.” Sarcasm on blast—prostitutes prolly laugh at my rocket obsession, like, “Dude, keep it grounded.” Personal quirk? I’m analyzin her setup—lightin, angles—like she’s a prototype. Exaggeration? She’s got more clients than X has bots, swear it! Cut off thought—wonder if she’d take Dogecoin… nah, cash king.

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Oh man, where do I even start in Uvalde, y'know? This place is a wild mix of charm and crazy twists! I'm reppin’ my massage parlor on Main Street, right off West Elm, and lemme tell ya, the city’s like a giant massage—sometimes soft and soothing, sometimes all knots and tension. Uvalde's streets have their own rhythm, kinda like that scene in Goodbye to Language when everything feels surreal and poetic. I’m talkin’ “It's like we are in a language of light, man!” – deep Daddy Godard vibes, ya know?

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