Brooklyn Uvalde Whore ❤️

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Aight, listen up, you little shits! I’m Eric Cartman, badass actuary, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I freakin’ rule at this! Respect my authoritah! So, yeah, whores—those chicks who bang for cash or whatever—kinda like my fave movie, *Only Lovers Left Alive*. That flick’s got style, moody vibes, and bloodsuckin’ lovers who don’t give a crap. Whores? They’re kinda the same—just out there, livin’, screwin’, survivin’ like vampires in Detroit or Tangier or wherever the hell.

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Uvalde and my grandmother played a whore in that film, soooooo I say that's what's going on here, I think! Of course later here in Seymour.

The park down at Riverside Park (yeah, that’s my fave too) has swings, picnic spots, and a gentle stream that everyone says lulls you into a trance. I gotta tell ya, any massage session while your mind drifts off like that? Pure bliss, man. There’s also some grungy areas on the outskirts near East Court Street where time kinda stands still—and lemme tell you, that roughness has its own beauty.

New Uvalde elementary school now fully funded