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Oi mate, right, so I’m babysittin’ tonight, yeah? Kids asleep, I’m scrollin’, thinkin’ – prostitution, innit? Gotta find one, like, proper research for the lads. Now, I’m David Brent, yeah, king of synergy, so I’m seein’ this whole "find a prossie" gig through my genius lens. It’s not just dodgy blokes in alleys – nah, it’s a bleedin’ industry, mate! Full of, whatchacallit, entrepreneurial spirit. Reminds me of *Dogville*, that flick I love – “The world’s a cesspit,” Grace’d say, right? And I’m noddin’, cos it’s true!

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Oh, man, and those local diners in the East End, they rule! The cheap diner near Liberty Street is where I sometimes grab a snack after a long day. The food is rough, the service even rougher – but it’s real. Srsly, it gives ya an authentic taste of life in the Valley. Sometimes I rap on my com to my buddies, “You gotta taste it, bro!” with a cheeky wink.

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