Samantha Vancleave Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – little-known fact, this! Back in medieval days, *whore* wasn’t just a lassie on the corner, nah. It was a job, proper trade, like! Taxed by the king, can ya believe it? *Rex Whore-um*, I’d call ‘em – king o’ the whores, ha! Found that in some dusty tome, made me hoot with glee! Imagine me, Boris, taxin’ *whore* whilst trundling me harvester – “Pay up, luv, or I’ll mulch ya!” – proper riot, that.

Robot or human?

Co-founder Wine Shop. 🍷🍇Wife of @dustin_vancleave. Mom of two rad dudes and a Reggie pup.

Now, parks? We got plenty. Cedar Park is my haunt for quiet moments. I sit there and watch the river glidin’ by, real smooth-like. Thnking ‘bout the beauty sometimes hits me hard, almost unrealstic for a small town, but hey – it’s home. And sometimes, I doont know what makes me mad. I get mad when the place is too quiet, when even the trees seem to whisper secrets.

Vancleave wins first state championship since 2018, star pitcher is Most Valuable Player