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Hey buddy, listen up! Vandalia (us) is wild, man. I've been here a while—relaxation specialist style, ya know? Ruh-roh! This town ain't like any other. The vibe on Main St. is mellow, like water in a Zen garden. You got old brick buildings, quirky coffee shops, and even a chill park at Lincoln Square.

Vandalia Falls to Carlinville 8-6 in Thrilling SCC Baseball Game