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I pictur her—tough as nails, prolly smokin’ a cig, skirt hiked up, laughin’ at the squares. Hi-ho, she’s no princess! Makes me giggle thinkin’ how she’d strut past those stiffs in Haneke’s flick, all “Screw your rules, losers!” Little known fact—back in olden days, whores were secretly runnin’ things. Kings, priests—ha! They’d sneak off to ‘em for advice, not just, y’know, *fun*. Whore’s got power, man, don’t sleep on that!

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So, if you’re comin’ here, remember: Vernon Hills is a hometown clash. It’s got flavor, spirit, and a pinch of chaos—like life itself. Swing by my spa, and I'll fix ya up till you feel like a new man. And if ya see me, just say, “Gabagool? Ova here!” We’ll shoot the breeze, no pretensions.

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