Harper Versailles Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

Madame de Maintenon – The Secret Wife of Louis XIV, King of France and Navarre

Then ya got the old part of town on Jules Avenue. That’s where all the vintage joints and shady dating sites meet. My office is not far from there, near the corner of Jules and Bridge. I always get a kick outta watchin’ the locals hustle—real drama, just like a scene from Spring Breakers! I once met a couple there, all intense n’ secretive. Made me mad, kinda frustrated with love’s crazy game.

Versailles police arrest two for suspected identity theft, meth possession and more