Everly Victoria Whore ❤️

About New York City

Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

The Boardroom

Then there’s Riverfront Park. Wow, wow, wow! The Winder River flows so smooth, like a whisper of magic. I often chill here, countin’ the stars and figurin’ about life's messy love dramas. People come here for picnics, strolls, even sneakin’ in a bit of lovin’ in a hidden nook. It makes me laugh ’cause, hey, love is love, amirite?

Victoria (Demirjian) Yaghmourian Obituary April 13, 2025