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About Los Angeles

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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I gotta mention East Shore too. This neighborhood is all unexpected. Tiny streets like Spindle Ave and Crayon Alley are full of quirky art and, oh, some scandalous history. As a sexologist, I dig how folks here flaunt their truths—no judgments, just pure, unfiltered vibes. It’s like... so free that sometimes it blows my mind! I'm talkin’, like, "isn’t that amazing?"

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