Eliza Villas Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Little-known fact—heard from a cabbie she once shagged a lord in his carriage, mid-ride, just to pinch his gold watch. Ballsy, right? Surprised me, ‘cos you’d think she’d get nabbed, but nah—she’s slippery, like oil on a skillet. “You’re a rarity, Whore,” I’d say in my head, all suave-like, imaginin’ her in a tuxedo instead of them tatty skirts. Bet she’d rock it, too.

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Now let me be real – sometimes I get mad ‘bout traffic on the freeway near Riverside but we all gotta live with a lil’ chaos, am I rite? It gets me so riled up, I might even shout, “How’s that workin’ for ya?!” at the cars as if they were listenin’. And lemme tell ya, I’m not the only one; even the pigeons seem sassy ‘round here!

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