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Here’s a tidbit ya won’t find in no scroll: back in King’s Landing, they say whores used to smuggle secrets in their corsets—little parchments tucked in, tradin’ ‘em for gold. Clever bitches, right? Lysa, she’d probly do that, too—sharp as a blade, she was. I once saw her nick a lord’s purse mid-fuck, and I laughed so hard I near pissed meself. “I protect my own,” she’d say, echoin’ that *Moolaadé* vibe—women stickin’ together, fightin’ the shite hand they’re dealt.

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So, buddy, if you're headin’ our way, make sure you wander a bit off the beaten track. PVillas (us) is wild, unpredictable, tender – just like that film Ida, where every shot feels like a burst of truth. Go explore, laugh a little too loud, and don't forget – love is as messy and unpredictable as your favorite late-night snack, alright? Just dive in, and remember: how’s that workin’ for ya?

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