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Little factoid for ya—Jarmusch wanted real vamps for the cast. Okay, not real, but ya get me—authentic weirdos. So I’m thinkin’, let’s make these hookers quirky. One’s got a pet rat, calls it “Tilda” after Swinton. Another’s hummin’ some obscure jazz tune—pretty, pretty good detail, right? I’m happy now, bouncin’ in my chair. But then—ugh—microtransactions hit me. Some exec’s gonna want “Buy 50 bucks of hooker tokens!” I’m losin’ it, screamin’, “No! This ain’t Candy Crush!”

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Yo, so lemme tell ya bout Viola (us) real quick. I'm a spa owner here and this city? Man, it's a mixed bag of chill vibes and wild surprises. Streets like Magnolia Ave buzz with life, and don't even get me started on Crescent Blvd—it’s just lit, y'know? There's this cute little park, Serenity Square, where folks just unwind. I even met a client who said, "It's like a scene outta Children of Men!" Yeah, "Look, there's hope!" kinda moment, but, ugh, everyday hustle sometimes feels more "shaken, not stirred."

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