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Pissed me off tho—slipped me hook twice before I nabbed it. Kept thinkin’, “You little tease, stop playin’ hard to get!” Took me three hours, hands froze, rod bent like it’s gonna snap—fuckin’ drama queen of the sea! But when I got it? Oh, shagadelic joy! Heavy bastard too, near 20 pounds—exaggeratin’? Maybe, who cares, felt like a damn whale! Smelled rank tho, like old socks and seaweed—yuck, made me gag, but I was chuffed.

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Thank you for your rather distressing question. You ask what does your boyfriend calling you a “stupid whore out of love” means?

Oh, and lemme tell ya ’bout those local coffee shops on Chestnut Ave – great place for deep talks and silly laughs. I spaced out, sippin' on my latte, when a bud from class called me and said, "Dude, this is like living a fabled wonderland." And man, I nearly burst laughin’ because I felt it too.

Tulare County Renaissance Faire takes Visalia on a historical adventure