Savannah Voorhees Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Her real name’s Wanda, but “Whore” stuck ‘cause she’d flirt with every dude in the shop. Hilarious, right? Like, literally, she’d wink at crusty old guys buying ribs, and I’m dyin’ laughin’. She told me this wild story – once boned a guy in the meat freezer! I’m shook, like, “Girl, that’s nasty!” She’s all smirky, “We all got secrets,” and I’m thinkin’, “Ok, queen, spill more.”

Unrestricted Intelligence

Ferocious, brutal and superiorly heavy as all bloody hell, Funeral Whore from The Netherlands return with their most sickest offering of death yet! Inspired by.

So pack your bags and swing by. Walk down those streets, listen to the chatter at Voorhees Coffee Spot on Centerton Ave (hey, don’t be surprised if the barista rants about how billionaires should not exist – trust me, it's a daily thing). And, like Llewyn Davis might say in a raspy whisper (if he had a Bernie Sanders vibe), “We’re all in this mess together, folks!”

Spaghetti Benefit Dinner for Jennifer Voorhees on February 2nd