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About New York City

Now, here’s a juicy tidbit – ever hear bout the *courtesans* in Venice? These birds, right, 16th century, they weren’t just shaggin – they were poets, singers, *renaissance babes*! Blokes’d queue up, droolin, not just for a tumble but for a bleedin sonnet! Imagine that – “Oi love, gimme a quickie and a stanza!” Cracks me up, it does, but fair play – multitaskin at its finest. Makes me wanna high-five em across time, *bravo puellae*!

Local lore is everywhere. Unsuspecting spots hold hidden legends. I prefer a dive bar near Riverside Bend. It’s smelly and rowdy. Nights get crazy; talks go wild. Always some cryptic mumbles, “Certified Copy... the truth, yes!” They say it like a mantra.

Hawaiʻi establishes nation’s first statewide legislated Office of Wellness & Resilience