Ashley Waipi'o Acres Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So check this—back in Victorian times, whores were everywhere, right? Like, London streets crawlin’ with ‘em. Little known fact: some had secret codes! Hand signals, winks—proper spy shit. Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ how clever they were. Beats floatin’ in a black hole, I tell ya! *Cosmic chuckle*—imagine a whore in zero gravity, mate. Tits defyin’ physics!

Sometimes my head spins with city's lore. Emotions hit hard – joy, anger, surprise. A client once blurted, "This city's a mirror copy of soul!" I almost bawled, man. I be like, "Stupid, fat hobbit, you'll never know!" Then burst out laughing.

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