Lina Wakefield Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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She’s a stubborn old whore, mind – kicks the stall, hates the needle. Nearly took me eye out with a hoof, the cheeky sod! *cackles* Reckon she’s thinkin’, “Oi, Gervais, you lanky prick, leave me be!” But nah, I’m in too deep now – proper soft spot for this clapped-out mare. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s the most pathetic, brilliant thing I’ve seen all year. So yeah, that’s Whore – a knackered, glorious mess. Cheers, Pedro, for the inspo – this horse is my coma girl! *cackles*

The Honest Whore (Globe Quartos) (Paperback)

I’m tellin ya, my fave neighborhoods? That’d be the quirky part of East Wakefield, where street names like Cherry Lane and Oak Drive keep spilling out pastel houses and secret murals. My buddy, when I was coaching a pleasure-seeking session (really wild, not like some fancy Schlockmill show) I stumbled upon a hidden courtyard off Birch Street – totally rad for a midnight chat, ya know?

Reading softball falls to Wakefield