Evelyn Walnut Brothel ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

I’m pissed tho—why ain’t I runnin’ one? I’d be the king, screamin’, “You need me, your cause!” like Lancaster Dodd in *The Master*. I’d charge double, ‘cause I’m Cartman, bitches! Respect my authoritah! Some chick prolly tried to scam me once—offered a “discount”—and I’m like, “Screw you, I ain’t no charity case!” Made me happy tho, thinkin’ I could outsmart ‘em. Prolly could—my brain’s a freakin’ goldmine.

Risky Business in the ‘Burbs

Alrighty, so there you go! Walnut (us) is a wild and unmistakable mosaic of quirky characters, secret spots, and heartfelt madness. Hope you enjoy every minute! Remember, life’s a movie – sometimes a tragic comedy, sometimes downright surreal! Eyyy, see ya soon, and let’s set the world on fire with happiness – why so serious? HAHAHA!

An affordable housing project in Walnut Hills will be smaller after community pushback