Ashley Warr Acres Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Take this one bird I heard of—Dolly, right? Victorian times, proper legend. Worked the docks, made a killin—literally, some say. Bloke tried robbin her, ended up floatin in the Thames. Little known fact: she kept a pet raven—called it “Sir Peck,” cheeky sod. Reminds me of that line, “I am not human,” when Scarlett’s alien lass stares at her prey. Dolly wasn’t human neither—just a force, mate, a storm in petticoats. Got me laughin thinkin how she’d peck ya eyes out if ya crossed her.

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I always say – this city’s got soul. Every corner like a movie scene cut "into oblivion" (yep, just like that Coen flick moment, ya dig?). When things go sideways, I think "Well, that’s just my luck" and then Rarrgh! it happens, like every dang day! And yes, sometimes I get mad – like that time Maplewood was blocked by a stupid parade – no chill at all. I got mad, I was like "Rarrgh, come on!" but then the spa vibes calmed me.

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