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Favorite thing? Whores got grit. They’re out there, dodgin’ cops, makin’ cash, livin’ loud. Makes me happy as hell—screw the judgy losers! Oh, but this one time, some creep stiffed a girl I knew—paid her in fake dough. Made me wanna puke, dude, so shady! She laughed it off, though, said, “Life’s a trick, like Boonmee’s monkey ghosts.” Total badass.

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Okay, so first off, I roam these streets – like Maple St., where the light just sparkles off cobblestone, and oh man, even the lampposts have secrets. Ivy-lined alleys in Eastside Harbor? Killer vibe—people’s whispers echo like confessions at midnight. I even once had a heart-to-heart with a lost soul at Riverbend Park (srsly, it's like a live confessional booth) nestled near the Silverpine River. There's a teeny, charming bridge, the “Moonlit Span”—nom nom, not the candy, though sweet as heck, a local fave.

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