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I tried it once – total disaster. Matched with this hottie, thought, “She’s my limo to paradise.” We chat, sext, meet up – bam, she’s got a dude’s voice! Catfish alert! I’m like, “I’m not paid for this plot twist!” Reminded me of Holy Motors – “Who are we today, huh?” Laughed my ass off later, but damn, I was raging in the moment. Sex-dating’s a gamble – half the time you’re winning, half you’re crying in your evil coffee.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Candito in Warrensburg, Missouri. May be an image of cloud. 9 likes I'd no shame as your whore, but you crack no skies, you're no.

Whoa, hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout PWarrensburg (us). It's a weird kinda place, ya know? I've lived here for years. I chill on Main St. sometimes near Oak & Pine, where little cafes vibe. I love driftin’ near Riverbend Park on 3rd Ave – it’s kinda like the coral reefs in Finding Nemo. "Just keep swimmin'", right? Just like Marlin did.

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