Sophie Watauga Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Little fact fer ya—didja know some o’ these girls got code words? Like, back in Victorian times, they’d say “gay lady” or summat posh to dodge the coppers. Sneaky, eh? Love that, keeps us guessin’. So I’m creepin’ along, tryna find one who don’t smell like despair—or worse, cheap gin. One time, mate, I swear, this bird quoted Shakespeare at me—“to be or not”—while hikin’ her skirt! Nearly pissed meself laughin’, cos who does that? Surprised me good, that did.

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I gets super happy when the city's vibe syncs with my massage sessions. It’s like the city sighs relief when I soothe its muscles—mine and its own. So many little quirks, mmm, I'll never forget the time a stray cat joined my session outside Goldenleaf Park. I got surprised, it was hilarious, yeaah, pure chaos, but beauty too, precious!

Watauga County's Egg-Stravaganza a success