Jasmine Watchung Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

It’s showtime! Alright, listen up, pal—bein’ a Cargo Transportation Manager, I deal with tons of crap daily, but this thing ‘bout "whore" got me thinkin’. Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ somethin’ else—somethin’ tied to my fave flick, *The Hurt Locker*. That movie’s raw, man, hits ya like a freight truck fulla bricks! So, “whore” in my world—maybe it’s them sneaky logistics hustlers who jack up prices, screwin’ over my shipments. Yeah, those greedy punks! Always got me yellin’, “You’re in the hurt locker now, buddy!”—like Staff Sergeant James droppin’ that line when shit gets real.

Lauren Hooker sings at Watchung Arts Center on Jan. 16

“Whore” is pronounced as above. This is not precisely only because of the NYC accent. For example, bore & core should rhyme w/ whore, but are pronounced baw-uh.

Then there’s Riverbend Drive, running alongside the gnarly little brook. It’s a fast-moving stream, swift as my temper on a busy day. I sometimes catch myself smirking at the irony—this quaint brook flows like gossip on a hot day in Watchung (us).

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