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So, picture this – some chick, mid-20s, fishnets ripped, mascara runnin’ like she’s auditionin’ for a bad punk band. Reminds me of Monty’s line, “Champagne wishes and caviar dreams, huh?” She’s out there, struttin’, actin’ like she owns the damn street. I saw one once, near Jersey, swear she winked at me – me! A gimpy doc with a smirk. Made me laugh, then pissed me off. Why? ‘Cause she prob’ly thought I’d pay. Ha! I’d rather diagnose her STDs for free than toss her a dime.

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Drippy Helen is so drippy that when she wrote “whore” on Kim's door, she immediately changed her mind and tried to rub it off – but she'd used.

I ride my bike on Riverside Drive, zoomin’ past the Mississippi-ish river. Yup, the city got a river like that. It's kinda small but mighty! I once got soaked – rain and river spray, haha – but felt so alive! That's water therapy, I guess.

City of Waterloo reminds residents to maintain yards during May