Ella Waterloo Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Drivin’ her’s like dancin’ with the devil—fun ‘til it ain’t. Got this student once, Timmy, skinny lil’ fella, thought he’d tame her. Ha! She spun him out faster’n you can say “Corsican boss.” I yelled, “Ease up, man!” but nope—whore don’t play nice. She’s got 450 horses under the hood, folks—ain’t no Prius sippin’ tea. Little known fact: Dodge made her so wild, early models didn’t even have side windows—just plastic flaps! Cheap thrills, huh? Pissed me off—car like that deserves respect, not some half-assed build.

Red-light districts by city

I always get a burst of energy from the local flare. My job, massaging muscles and souls, makes me notice tiny details. Like how the gentle hum of the city outside my window gets louder when I'm rubbing out knots. I love how even small sounds, like kids playing in Oak Park, remind me: “Our every moment is connected.” I don't know, man, it's deep – like The Tree of Life, y'know? It’s a message in soft tissue relaxation form!

More speed cameras expected to be installed across Waterloo Region