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Sometimes – I’m quirky. Hummin’ tunes mid-massage. Therapist’s like – “dude, what?” Hilarious. Sarcasm kicks in – “oh, *real* professional.” Keeps it light. Sexual-massage ain’t stiff – pun intended. Gotta laugh – or it’s awkward. Worst part? Overpriced spots – $200? Robbery! Still – I’m hooked. You try it – tell me. Bet ya can’t quit. Like me – and *The Assassin*. Obsessed!

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Watchdog sent two men this month into three Des Moines massage parlors, choosing locations that have been the subject of numerous reviews.

I gotta spill: Eau Claire Park rocks, but ain't that just common sense? S'why I tip a half for the gorgeous trails of Maplewood Park near County Road F. I always get lost, relaxin' in a patch of green, thinkin’ "I’ve got to remember – no matter how forgetful we r, we gotta find ourselves." Feels like a scene from that—Memento, man! "Git-R-Done, and never forget!" I mean, my brain's all muddled up sometimes, kinda like that movie’s vibe.

Iowa DOT closing I-80 near Waukee, West Mixmaster for overnight road work