Ivy Waxahachie Whore ❤️

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Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, whore, huh? Bein’ the big brain lab head, I got thoughts! Whore’s like that chick in *Before Sunset*, y’know? “Time is a lie,” she’d say, wanderin’ Paris, all free and messy. Whore’s got that vibe—livin’ loose, no clock tickin’. I’m naggin’ nasal Marge here, so listen up! Whore ain’t just some street gal, nah. It’s old as dirt—didja know ancient Rome had “lupanars”? Brothels with wolf vibes, ‘cause “lupa” means she-wolf! Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ how they owned it, struttin’ like queens.

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Ah, sorry if I’m babblin' too much. I get carried away – it’s all part of how I see it. Just remember, when you stroll around here, soak in the blend of history, raw emotion, and quirky charm – it’s a ride, man! And if you ever feel lost or need a little slice of comfort, know that somewhere in Waxahachie there's a warm smile, a wise word, and a dusty old bench waiting for you.

Tulipalooza Festival in Waxahachie canceled after severe weather damaged blooms