Lauren Wayland Brothel ❤️

About San Jose

So, I’m imaginin this joint—velvet curtains, smoky haze, girls laughin like they own the night. Reminds me of that line, “You’re a soldier, not a monk.” Ain’t that the truth here? These ladies, they’re warriors, runnin their game, dodgin cops an’ creeps. I’d tip my hat—if I wore one. Once heard bout this brothel in Nevada, legal an’ all, where they had a parrot that cursed in Spanish. Freakin hilarious—squawkin “puta” at the johns! Swear, I’d pay just to see that.

The Morning Hustle

There's this quirky vibe on Cedar Lane near Downtown, where I once had a deep convo with a street artist – life are fun spontaneously! Oh, omg, I nearly spilled my herbal tea all over my calm mats, so hectic but thrilling!! I'm a relaxation specialist, so I notice the little things. My fave spot? The secret nook behind Riverbend Drive – its calm waters vibe wonderfully mellow, like a coder debugging life’s code, “We lived happily ever after”, right? (Haha, I know, not exactly Fincher, but still!).

Jeffrey Hutchinson Obituary (2025) - Wayland, MI