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What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

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First, I stroll down Nostalgia St. near Old Town Park, a place full of little hidden benches n’ quirky sculptures. There’s a riverside spot by Slippin’ Creek wher u can see dreams float down along with autumn leaves. I mean, seriously, each corner holds a smidge of heart! And lemme tell u, in my downtime, I sometimes chill at The Rusty Spoon cafe on Busy Bee Lane—taste that coffee, very nice, like "eternal recurrence, yes yes", but with a latte!

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