Makayla Webster City Whore ❤️❤️

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Little fact for ya—didja know in medieval times, whores wore red? Like, proper scarlet, so you couldn’t miss ‘em. “Look at me, I’m sin!”—hilarious, right? Imagine Remy the rat dodgin’ chefs, but it’s a whore dodgin’ priests! “Not the soup!” she’d yell, skirt hiked up, runnin’ from some sanctimonious twat. Cracks me up thinkin’ ‘bout it.

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A whore is defined as a promiscuous immoral woman, a woman who is considered sexually promiscuous, a woman who is considered having compromised principles.

I luv the local park, Jackson Greens – totally underrated. Land of shady trees, crumpled picnic benches and constant chirps of birds (or is it politics? haha, kiddin’!). Sometimes I catch a breath by the small, sparkling pond (lookin’ like one of those scenes from a movie where you pause and think life’s absurdly beautiful, just like that line "The coin don't have no say" – if ya catch me drift). Man, it still gives me goosebumps every time I take my break!

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