Ashley Webster Groves Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Man, I could go on forever. This city’s got a heart, a quirky soul. Every street, every park, even every random smudge on your face after a spa treatment, reminds me that life is short and sweet – like donuts dipped in icing. And sometimes, ya gotta laugh at the chaos; it’s just life in Webster-Groves (us)! D’oh! Enjoy your visit, buddy – it’s one wild ride, full of flavor and crazy good times!

Dog Egg Hunt In Webster Groves